Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt to be honored on toilet paper

A toilet paper company wishes to honor Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new baby, on their toilet paper package. They wish for the package to say,

The Star claims the manufacturer wants to make ‘Nouvelle’ toilet paper as a limited edition pack to celebrate Shiloh’s birth, and will have the picture of a stork with the words, ‘Congratulations Brad and Angelina on the birth of your daughter’ run across the pack.

Thats great. I would love to have my face on every toilet paper roll in the United States just because it wouldn’t be morally degrading at all knowing that American wipes its’ ass with my face. Why Brad and Angelina would approve this is beyond me, but it would be interesting nonetheless because I will definately buy at least ten rolls. [source] [tags]Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt[/tags]