Lindsay Lohan behind closed doors

Lindsay Lohan, at the Calvin Klein party last week, had an unintentional public moment in the ladies restroom. A gay man, who was entering the ladies bathroom to help out a friend, accidentally walked into Lindsay’s stall and was surprised by what he saw.

“He pushed open Lindsay’s bathroom stall, where she was bent over. Lindsay jumped up when she realized the door was open and the onlookers just said, ‘Whoa.’”

This can be construed in two ways. Cocaine or induced vomiting. However, my version of the story would go more like this. Lindsay, after partying a little too much, realized how much alcohol, calories she has consumed and decided to run to the bathroom for a quick purge. Once in the stall, Lindsay started to stick her finger down her throat to induce vomiting, but couldn’t manage to get it up. Although, Lindsay being the smart woman that she is, realized that cocaine is a stimulant and helps women lose weight, so she decided to do a line off the back of the toilet. Just as she was finishing up, the gay man walked in on her. She screamed ‘Whoa,’ as white powder dropped off her nose. (my version of the story is completely false and is intended for entertainment purposes only).

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