What Jessica Simpson wants

June 16, 2006

Jessica Simpson is fat

Jessica Simpson may be single after her divorce from Nick Lachey, but she is very aware of what she is looking for in a person. She said,

A guy with a great imagination sends me through the rafters,” she tells Maxim. “I love it!”

It all makes sense now. Nick Lachey’s imagination was so creative. He envisioned himself being with Jessica. That is so absurd and obscene, that the only way you could think of something like that is to have a great imagination. Jessica, I could see us both honey mooning in a Monk monastery in Thailand. We would live off vegetables and be away from the viscious media.

Jessica also began to admire her sister, Ashlee Simpson,

“My sister has the most perfect boobs and skinniest legs,”

Does this mean Jessica is running to the plastic surgeon now too? I hope not. Although, she is getting a little chubby. [source / image source]

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{ 3 comments }

Danielle June 16, 2006 at 3:40 pm

What is up with the see through dress? Does she really want to leave little to the imagination? Go Team Nick!

Regulator June 16, 2006 at 3:58 pm

Whatcha gunna do with all that junk…
all that junk in side your trunk…

mmmm delicious.

lasvegasberly September 17, 2007 at 9:22 am

Danielle, is wrong. It’s not that the clothes are that sheer. It’s the bright light from the camera’s, that make it seem so! This isn’t news, everybody knows that!

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