Recap of Today on Derek Hail.com

Jennifer Aniston‘s transsexual sense of humor sends Courtney Cox a transsexual look alike for a birthday present
PETA’s covert operation: Beyonce!
Hilary Duff is a slut virgin – althoughs he carries around condoms.
Beyonce Bounces back after PETA attacked her.
Britney Spears is either playing with Sean Preston or trying to rip his arms out. You decide!
Celebrities do normal things, including carrying around a bag of dog feces
Jessica Simpson admires her sister and desires a man with an imagination
Lindsay Lohan brags about being linked to Bruce Willis
Gossip around the web with different opinions than my own.