Celebrity Relationship News

Natalie Portman

To the disappointment of men all over the world, Natalie Portman reunited with Gael Garcia Bernal. Why she would choose him over myself is beyond me, but life isn’t always fair. So I will pour some of my water on the ground for her. (Socialite Life).
Mandy Moore and Zach Braff are over. Zach obviously realized dating a woman who is close to the size of a giant and square jawed like a man, was not a turn on. (Egotastic)
Jessica Simpson is rumored to be dating Jared Leto, which reaffirms my belief that Jessica has terrible taste in men. (Celebrity Nation)
Interested in where New York’s single rich men hang out? Here is a map of all the listed single men (Jossip)
Vince Vaughn fell in love with Jennifer Aniston’s humor, heartbreak. (Holly Scoop)
Leonardo DiCaprio is still dating Bar Refaeli, which makes him my idol. (Hot Momma Drama)