Kate Moss entertains audience by vomiting

June 12, 2006

Posted in: Kate Moss

Kate Moss is bad ass

Kate Moss, who can usually be found kicking paparazzi’s cameras or being bowed to by camera men, decided to further her career and please her fans. She was vomiting in the corner of the VIP backstage area with Primal Scream’s Bobby Gillespie.

She and Bobby went on every single, stomach-churning ride. Our woozy spy says: “They went to watch the Foo Fighters at midnight when things went pear-shaped for Kate and she started chucking up.

“But around 1.30am she was back on form. She must have totally cleaned up as she looked fresh as a daisy,” adds our mole.

“Bobby was giving her a piggyback into the Virgin Radio VIP tent when they were stopped by a bouncer who didn’t recognise them. But she just giggled and told him: ‘I’ve got all the wristbands in the world on – look.’”

Once upon a time, I hated Kate Moss, but those times have changed since she tossed Pete Doherty aside. Now she attacks paparazzi, gets camera men to bow to her, and vomits in the corner. Her next ad campaign should be for anti-hangover pills. Kate will be puking one second and “fresh as a daisy” the next. The anti-puke pills will sell tons.

Source [tags]Kate Moss, Pete Doherty, Gossip[/tags]

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tsarinaamanda June 12, 2006 at 3:39 pm

She’s just hit the wall, and she’s a raging bitch. No wonder she’s so hateful, the one thing she had (her looks) is fading FAST, and then what will she have? AIDS, probably, from Pete Doherty. What a lovely parting gift.

ooga chaka June 12, 2006 at 5:58 pm

who is kate moss?

Derek Hail June 12, 2006 at 8:37 pm

Kate Moss is the model in the new Nikon commercial often shown before movies

Derek Hail June 13, 2006 at 1:52 am

oh and, i love her.

vee June 14, 2006 at 8:42 pm

kate moss has been around way before some nikon commercial…i still love her…

Derek Hail June 14, 2006 at 11:01 pm

I know she has been around longer, but I’m starting to love her now

A.M. June 17, 2006 at 9:30 pm

She has NOT tossed loser Pete aside. They still meet and carry on discreetly. Career-wise, she can’t afford to be seen too often with him. As a mother, she’s a poor role model. Why are you folks praising her to the high heavens?

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