Angelina Jolie derailed Tom Cruise’s Scientology train

June 10, 2006

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Tom Cruise has attempted to convert Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Scientology, but Angelina thwarted his attempts. According to the National Enquirer, Tom recently called up the new parents of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt to congratulate them and ask if they would accept a Scientology award for all the charity work they have done. The report claims Angelina declined the award.

Tom is like the door to door salesman trying to sell chimney sweeping to a converted trailer without a chimney. Unwanted, unwarranted, and unwilling to give up. Does he not realize he is following a cult that might as well be called the Scientazis?

Source [tags]Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise[/tags]

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Lars June 10, 2006 at 3:07 pm

Tom thinks he is soo smart. I loved how South Park mugged him and R Kelly

Lohan Roberto June 10, 2006 at 10:22 pm

Tom is just nuts… nuts… nuts…

I would pass up on anything from Tom and his Aliens friends…

Lucien de la Peste June 11, 2006 at 6:44 pm

Did I ever tell you about the time I shared a Kialuah and blackcurrent cordial with Angelina and Brad at the Machu Pichu ruins?

Altitude, man….

Bangin’!

LdP

Lucien de la Peste June 11, 2006 at 6:47 pm

Can you return the biro you borrowed last week, Derek?

I’ve emailed you several times without a sniff of a reply and I really think it’s a bit much.

Derek Hail June 11, 2006 at 10:22 pm

What are you talking about?

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