Angelina Jolie crusades to help

Angelina Jolie, who is recently had pictures of her newborn, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt published, is still on a crusade to help refugees around the globe. A thirty second message she filmed to notify the world of Refugee Day, on June 20th, 2006, aired one week earlier than originally planned.

Angelina is good intentioned. She sold pictures of her newborn to promote an un-named charity. The next thing she should do is create a porn video of herself and Brad Pitt. They could probably sell that to celebrity-sex tapes for a decent amount of money. Don’t worry if Shiloh asks questions in a few years. Tell her you sold yourself because you sold her out before she was even two weeks old. Although, I am glad she did, the baby is adorable.

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