Lindsay admits promiscuity

I may or may not have just had sex. Does my grin give it away?

Lindsay Lohan has been called names such as, “slut,” “firecrotch,” and “diseased,” but for once, she has finally told the truth about herself. Lindsay told Harper’s Bazaar,

I’ve become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date.

I would feign surprise, but everyone on the internet has been calling her a “slut,” for months and as everyone should, I believe everything I read on TV and watch on the internet. So, instead of Lindsay telling us something we know, why can’t she tell us about how she is going to give up drinking and become a nun or is she already too tainted?

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