Kevin Federline prefers plastic to spend Britney Spears’s money

Kevin Federline has allegedly been filing for several credit card applications on the back of Britney Spears’s fortune. Kevin, the divorce genious, decided he would rack up as much debt as possible to help him prepare for the future where he will be broke and alone in some alley or with Shar Jackson. According to The Sun, a source said,

He has realised without Britney he has hardly any money coming in to sustain his flash lifestyle.

So he is planning for the future and figures Brit will pick up the bill anyway when the divorce comes through because they will have to split everything — including debts.

The intelligence of Kevin is limitless. He actually realizes he is absolutely a nobody without Britney. How awesome is that?

Source [tags]Britney Spears, Kevin Federline[/tags]