DMX is spiritual

DMX, Earl Simmons, is considering changing his name for spiritual reasons. DM stands for Dark Man which allegedly worries the rapper. DMX said,

It’s just the whole ‘Dark Man’ thing. If you look at it from a spiritual point of view, the Bible teaches us we can speak things into existance. And Dark Man may not be the best name for me.

Well isn’t this ironic. The man who orally berates airport cabin staff for not wanting to buckle his seat belt, may have prayed for forgiveness later that night. Although DMX may have had a revelation, I’m still not going to say anything about him because I’m sure he’ll be taking names of pepole who he is going to slap.

If DMX were to attend a confessional, I am sure it would go like this.

DMX: Forgive me father for I have sinned. I punched a man in the face for no reason.
Priest: Its Okay, say 10 Hail Marys
DMX: 10? Are you out yo mind? (pulls priest through confessional and strangles him until he says you are forgiven).

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