Naomi Campbell is selling a crime scene

The Post reports that Naomi Campbell is selling her Park avenue duplex, which was the scene of two seperate aggravated assault incidents. Along with, the spacious area, four bathrooms, three bedrooms, a library, a dressing room, a floating master bedroom, and a four person sunken tub, you can be privy to the actual area where Naomi, after watching too many Nolan Ryan videos, decided to pitch a Blackberry at an unsuspecting maid, which sparked the rage of Rosie O’Donnell. If you’re lucky, you may be able to find some blood left around the house with a black light.

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