Shaquille O’Neal busts child predators

Shaquille O’Neal has begun to cleanse the world of child predators reports Page Six. He has made 30 busts thus far on “kiddie-porn pervs.” Shaquille said,

“I do not have to run after the people or tackle them. They always surrender peacefully. And I’m never afraid. When I arrive, they are really already under arrest. I am not a hero . . . My father was my hero growing up. He was an Army drill sergeant and an FBI agent.”

Ofcourse they surrender peacefully. Who wants to be tackled by a seven foot monster? If Shaquille wanted he doesn’t even have to knock on the child predator’s door. He can just grab a Juggernaut helmet and run through the brick wall. He wouldn’t necessarily be screaming “I’m the Juggernaut bitch.” I would envision him screaming, “I’ll bite your fucking head off you perverts.” At this point, the pervert usually raises their hands and begs for forgiveness. [tags]Shaquille O’Neal, Entertainment, News[/tags]