
- The Law of the Spokesperson as defined by City Rag
The law of becoming a spokesperson means the person who is speaking must be clueless to what they are speakinga bout. After reading this funny phenomenon, I decided to collect a list of people that “SHOULD” be a spokesperson for certain areas they excel at.
- Joss Stone – spokeswoman of How to look good in a swimsuit because that is what she does. Looks fantastic in a bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)
- Liv Tyler – spokeswoman and be nominated for mother of the year because she cares for her child. (Im Not Obsessed)
- Jude Law – spokesman of the homeless people because he makes it appear easy and he has millions of dollars. (Velvet Hot Tub)
- Reese Witherspoon – the spokeswoman of women because she is the highest paid actress and she is pregnant. (Holly Scoop)
- Taylor Hicks – spokesman of the elderly because he gave them a dream and the means necessary to accomplish it. Sing. (icydk)
- American Idol Men – spokesman of I use to be regular because now they can live up the life of a celebrity since they were able to sing (Smart)
- Lindsay Lohan – spokeswoman of I hate America because she is fleeing to London to avoid Americans (Egotastic)
Awesome Bikini Contest!
Tara Reid Cleavage in FHM
Jenna Jameson Runway Pictures
Hilary Duff Nip Pics
Eva Mendes Topless in Maxim
Angelina Jolie Naked in Park Avenue