A spokesperson moment

May 30, 2006

Posted in: Must See Links

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The law of becoming a spokesperson means the person who is speaking must be clueless to what they are speakinga bout. After reading this funny phenomenon, I decided to collect a list of people that “SHOULD” be a spokesperson for certain areas they excel at.

  • Joss Stone – spokeswoman of How to look good in a swimsuit because that is what she does. Looks fantastic in a bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)
  • Liv Tyler – spokeswoman and be nominated for mother of the year because she cares for her child. (Im Not Obsessed)
  • Jude Law – spokesman of the homeless people because he makes it appear easy and he has millions of dollars. (Velvet Hot Tub)
  • Reese Witherspoon – the spokeswoman of women because she is the highest paid actress and she is pregnant. (Holly Scoop)
  • Taylor Hicks – spokesman of the elderly because he gave them a dream and the means necessary to accomplish it. Sing. (icydk)
  • American Idol Men – spokesman of I use to be regular because now they can live up the life of a celebrity since they were able to sing (Smart)
  • Lindsay Lohan – spokeswoman of I hate America because she is fleeing to London to avoid Americans (Egotastic)

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