Weekend Links: Snarky Gossip

Happy Memorial Day Weekend. The only great way to celebrate this weekend is by promoting pre-school anorexia: Olsen Twins style. Although, if anorexia isn’t what you’re into and you are more interested in the private lives of celebrity babies, then Sandra Bullock seems to be sporting a baby bump. On a side note, Lindsay Lohan was walking around New York city by herself for once, as in not on the arms of a new man every three minutes. Unfortunately, after becoming sickened after looking at Lindsay, I had to refresh myself by taking a look at the cute Penelope Cruz while she was eating lunch. Yes even while she eats, she is still attractive. But if for some reason this is not entertaining enough, then feel free to peruse the following links for your enjoyment:

• I am a spice girl on a cellphone
• Nicole Kidman and Keith do not sign a prenup
  
• Hugh Hefner parties harder than most twenty year olds
• Jennifer Aniston has perky nipples and I like them
• Fans want Oprah to win a Nobel Prize
• Michelle Rodriguez has promised to leave the country
• Courtney Love still looks disgusting
• Joy to the world. Here is NSFW

Don’t forget to have fun this weekend. Stay safe and don’t drink a lot of alcohol and hopefully you will find yourself a new love of your life, but I am sure you will realize it was only the alcohol speaking when you wake up next to her or him the next morning.