Kevin Federline sent to the naughty corner by Britney Spears

Britney Spears threw Kevin Federline into a “self-contained “bachelor” flat in the basement of their Californian mansion,” because she found him “lounging around while drinking and smoking dope.” A source said,

She wanted to wait, but their relationship has become so hostile she just doesn’t see how she can make it work.

Their relationship has totally broken down. Britney desperately wanted it to work and still does for the sake of their family, but she has had enough of him and the awful friends he hangs around with. But rather than move out, she has ordered him down to a separate flat in their basement. They have in effect divided their house.

Kevin has been sent to time-out. I can just imagine what his friends are saying to him.

1. “wow dog, you gonna let her do that to you. Ain’t you a man?”
2. “dude this not gonna be good for yo album. can’t be gangsta sitting in a basement. Thats some nerd shit.”
3. “go throw her ass in the basement man. You da father.”

Overall, I think Britney Spears was treating Kevin Federline too lightly. She should have just thrown him into some alley, beat and battered. What is that saying… Can’t take the barnyard out of the hick, unintelligent, wanna be gangsta but you can take… Whatever the case, Britney should start resorting to treating Kevin like a dog. Instead of banishing him to the corner of the room as if he were in first grade, she should just rub lemon on his nose every time he acts up.

Here are some pictures of Britney Spears dressed as a clown while walking around with the new nanny?:

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