Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are no longer in paradise

According to Life and Style weekly, Tom Cruise an Katie Holmes allegedly got into a huge fight which ended in Katie taking the baby, Suri, to her parents in Ohio, to flee from Tom. An insider said,

The couple allegedly had a “huge argument” which ended with Katie declaring, “I’m doing this and you can’t stop me.” Her rep denies the story.

Wow…. That’s weird. Katie Holmes can be represented as an 1800s meat packing industry worker and Tom Cruise can be the meat grinder. Why did Katie wait until she only had four fingers left before she decided to stop sticking her hand in the meat grinder? Oh, that’s right, movie promotion. The movie promoting is over… is the marriage next? Tom can go back to penis licking once more and Katie Holmes can reminisce about that one time where she was all over the papers.

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