Lindsay Lohan is one step closer to becoming Michael Jackson

Lindsay Lohan was ranked third, coming behind both Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, in Maxim’s recent poll. Angelina Jolie came in fourth place. Lindsay was ecstatic that she beat out Angelina. A friend of Lohan said,

It shouldn’t but the whole thing has gone to her head. She was raving how she’s now officially sexier than Angelina Jolie!

Unfortunately for Lindsay, no one had the will to tell her that this poll wasn’t the traditional “Most Sexy” poll, it was the “most successful” as of right now poll.

Here is the top 10 of the Maxim Hot 100 poll:

1. Eva Longoria
2. Jessica Alba
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Stacy Keibler
6. Scarlett Johansson
7. Cameron Diaz
8. Kate Bosworth
9. Keira Knightley
10. Christina Milian

Does anyone remember when Michael Jackson received the MTV award for artist of the millenium? Yea… the award that doesn’t exist. Obviously Lindsay Lohan is on her way to becoming an alleged, black, child molesting, washed up superstar. Her mother must be so proud.

Source [tags]Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba, Maxim[/tags]