Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Britney Spears is all choked up

Britney Spears

Britney Spears: Kevin Federline just won’t understand that he is terrible at rapping. I could just cry.

Kevin Federline: Honey, yo check this -

I live life like a King
I was extra stoned
Kevin Federline -
I come tight with every rhyme
I built a kingdom down the street from pepperdine
This marijuana got me heavily sedated
Im Kevin Federline
America’s most hated

Britney Spears: Kevin, stop letting the baby hear that garbage. Your cash came from my bank and now im broke without a career. Stop it. Bad dog.

The above is how I think their relationship carries out. Anyone have any more creative ways it may take place? [tags]Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Entertainment, News[/tags]