Paris Hilton reveals her claws to Lindsay Lohan

A source told TMZ.com that Lindsay Lohan approached a table where Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton were conversing with friends. Paris felt interrupted and dismissed Lindsay after exchanging some aggressive words. The source also claimed that Hilton doesn’t want Lindsay using her name to further her career after speculation that this was Lindsay’s way of publicizing her new movie, “Just My Luck.”

Unfortunately, this story is so much less eventful than I had hoped when I first came across it, but then I realized what the issue was. Paris was trying to be a better person and not withdraw her Wolverine claws because she felt it wouldn’t be right to kill or attack a fellow anorexic because their bones are fragile. If that isn’t the case, I would like their next encounter to involve mud, a skimpy bathing suit, whip cream, and a grenade. Hopefully the grenade will go off before their bathing suit is ripped off.

Here are some more pictures of Lindsay leaving the Butter Nightclub in NYC:

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