Britney Spears has a new man

Britney Spears was caught walking around with another man. By the looks of it, he has flaming red hair, muscles, and a large nose. He also likes to carry the baby, which leads me to believe he may be the new nanny after she fired her last one, but who ever heard of a male nanny?

A male nurse is acceptable, a nanny on the other hand isn’t really a man at all, but for those select few, who decide to partake in the unspoken male nanny job, there are changing tables in some men’s bathrooms. For the record, I just now realized they were changing tables, I use to pull them down, stand on them, and try to pee in the urinal from afar. I thought they were used to help get better distance and accuracy on distance pissing. Guess I was wrong, but it did work real well.

Have any of you ever used a men’s room changing table for anything else other than changing a baby?

Here are some more pictures of the mystery man

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