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Aw gawd dog, ifin only I’s was as gifted like Britney and culd sing reel nice like, den I wuld git me a nanny, I aint gots the means for a nanny, but it shure wuld be nice. Me an Britney we gots a lot in common we do. We both be from the same town in Louisiana, we both got us some babies that dey Daddies are too busy to help wit. My babies Daddy is reel busy trying to make it big as an anglo rapper, he go by
” Ragin Cajun” He makes crazy rhymes I am so proud of him, he used to just be a fry guy at Popeye’s an now he is livin his dream. I begged the Dr. to tie my tubes after I have dis here kid, cuz I just can’t afford no more babies. If Britney comes on back to visit Im gonna try to meet up wit her at the Sonic, I think if she gots to meet me she would be my friend. I mean if I sang like she did, I wouldn’t have to be on no welfare, or food stamps, I wouldn’t have to live wit my Mom cause we got evicted from our trailer. We have so much in common its scary like…..she wuld totally see what a good person I am, and when she realized how much we have in common, she sure wouldn’t call me no trailer trash ………