Jessica Simpson is devastated

Jessica Simpson’s personal assistant, CaCee Cobb, recently stepped down as her personal assistant. Jessica Simpson said,

You are my best friend, I will be your best friend forever.

Unfortunately, Jessica Simpson is naive. CaCee obviously stepped down so now she can have sex with Nick Lachey without being fired. I wonder how long I’ll have to wait to see Cacee and Nick on the balcony? Although, if we’re lucky, they’ll fall off the balcony because if I have to hear “I’ve been dying inside — little by little,” or a new song, I may have to jump off the balcony myself and blame Nick.

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