The Top 50 Unsexiest women in the world

May 5, 2006

Posted in: Courtney Love

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I recently camea across a list of the top 50 unsexiest women in the world and why they belong on it. I don’t necessarily agree with all of the people included on the list, but regardless it is funny. The top 5 Unsexiest are the following:

5. [tag]Courtney Love[/tag] – She’s a mess. That’s why she is the filthy fifth unsexiest woman in the world. But she’s competitive, so look for her to be in the top three next year.

4. [tag]Joan Rivers[/tag] – The ironic thing about this organism made up of surgically enhanced unsexy molecules is that she judges how sexy famous people are for a living. Deciding who is unsexy and who isn’t is the most vapid, ridiculous thing I have ever heard! And it is my decision, therefore, that Joan Rivers is in fact the fourth unsexiest woman in the world, which is an accomplishment; have you ever seen some of those women in National Giographic? I award those National Geographic home-tribe-honeys huge points for aging naturally, wearing very little make-up and not getting lifts on their saggy boobs. Those women are so brave.

3. [tag]Donatella Versace[/tag] – Yikes!

2. [tag] Whoopi Goldberg[/tag] – Whoopi, at one time got a pass, because some people thought she was funny. Well, things change.

1. [tag]Bruce Vilanch[/tag] – I love women too much to actually name a woman the “unsexiest in the world.” Therefore that honor goes to Bruce Vilanch. And that is the truth; Bruce Vilanch is the unsexiest woman in the world. You might ask then, wouldn’t Whoopi Goldberg be the unsexiest woman in the world by default? The answer is no, Bruce Vilanch is the unsexiest woman in the world. Period.

If you want to see the rest of the list check it out here

{ 2 comments }

Steve May 14, 2006 at 3:45 pm

Man people did react to Natalie Portman being on this list! I’m just happy that so many people agree that Bruce Vilanch IS the unsexiest woman in the world.

Derek Hail May 15, 2006 at 6:06 am

welll obviously – if anyone said otherwise I would have been extremely surprised.

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