Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Jodie Marsh may eat children

Jodie Marsh

[tag]Jodie Marsh[/tag] arrives at FHM’s Top 100 sexiest women event. How she got invited is beyond me.

Jodie Marsh will eat your children and store them in her breasts. Look at those teeth. Those are carnivorous teeth. CANNIBAL TEETH. I walked past her the other day, my kid was on a leash. I only have the leash now. Well, not really, but look at those teeth. Those eyes are so piecing. My children!

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