I am so attractive, in a butch, steroid, manly sort of way.
[tag]Michelle Rodriguez[/tag] recently admitted that she was drunk driving and was sentenced to do 240 hours of community service or 5 days in jail. Michelle chose to do 5 days in jail. Although, today, Michelle claimed, the reason she was drunk driving was because she was on steroids and she couldn’t make the correct decision.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I thought steroids were responsible for small testicles, but now, they are responsible for drunk driving as well. “Sorry officer, I’m not drunk, I just have small testicles. The steroids are responsible.”
Here are some more pictures of Michelle heading to court: