Tom Cruise loves used diapers

April 25, 2006

Tom Cruise and Keri Russell

Tom Cruise: Keri! I like feces.
Keri Russell: Wow! me too.

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] and [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] use a system for taking care of their new baby. Tom Cruise said,

I changed her first. I change diapers all the time. I have to tell you, I love it. We have a whole system worked out. It’s the ‘B and B’–she does the breast-feeding and I do the burping and changing the diapers. It’s teamwork. It’s fun

Their system is flawed. It would be much more entertaining if Tom Cruise did the breast feeding and Katie did the burping and changing, but Tom Cruise refers to the messy job as “fun.” He may not want to give it up. We may have a fecal fetish on our hands.

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{ 3 comments }

marie b. April 25, 2006 at 9:22 am

His face has been looking really weird lately — which I hate myself for noticing, because I usually could give a crap.

He looks like he gained some weight, but it was all in his cheeks.

Conspiracy Theorist April 25, 2006 at 12:20 pm

I thought he cancelled all his MI3 press junkets to be with Katie? How can he burp the baby when he’s running around giving interviews?
He is so full of $#!@$!!

Derek Hail April 26, 2006 at 8:47 am

that interview really cracks me up

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