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Richie Sambora bagged Denise Richards

April 25, 2006

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora

We didn’t just have sex. Smile anyway.

[tag]Richie Sambora[/tag] has been spotted kissing [tag]Denise Richards[/tag]. Richie Sambora parties like a rockstar, has a large penis like a porn star, and attracts dynamite women as if he were Brad Pitt. It is time I go buy myself a guitar, sit under a tree, and strum two or three different chords all day. If I’m lucky, a random supermodel will approach me and say something along the lines of, “Nice fingers.”

If you haven’t had a chance to see these pictures yet, here they are.

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mkelly April 25, 2006 at 1:47 pm

I am not surprised at this hook-up. Denise Richards only hookd up with Sheen for fame. Had her kids to hook him – now-destroying his reputation and career. These photos show who the real whore is. She is talentless and anyone falling for her deserves what they get.

Jennifer April 25, 2006 at 2:31 pm

Is it just me or do these pictures look like they are totally posed? I wonder if they are just doing this to piss off their ex-spouses. Charlie, Denise and Heather and Ritchie were friends. I think hooking up with your friend’s ex is a good way of pissing your ex off. I just don’t know…seems kinda of fake to me. Also, when do celebrities so willingly let the paparrazzi take their pictures and kiss in front of the cameras unless their Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Derek Hail April 25, 2006 at 6:18 pm

Jennifer, I think it was set up too personally. It feels like they wanted it to get out for sure.

Micaela April 25, 2006 at 10:43 pm

Since when is it okay to boink your best friends’ soon to be ex-husband? It just kills me that not only does Hollywood not give a crap about friendship and marriage, it’s so incestuous! If I had that killer body of Denise, I’d have my pick of whomever I wanted…and it sure in the hell wouldn’t be my best friend’s sloppy & nasty husband! Oh no…I’d visit colleges all over the country and do body shots with only the hunky ones that’ll buy my drinks all night long!…wait a minute…I do that already!

Derek Hail April 26, 2006 at 8:50 am

oops, Micaela. You let the truth slip out. I do body shots off hunky guys too, but I am not interested in men and I found out he was a man after the shot.

I was sick.

Laura S. April 27, 2006 at 4:07 pm

First of all – it’s obvious these pictures are deliberate. The photographer was most likely equipt with the standard telephoto telescope they all carry around and never captured a picture of them kissing? Even after they saw him shooting & they are looking right at him they never kissed?! If they wanted their “relationship” to be “discovered” why not a kiss? Why just play around like 2 friends trying to annoy their ex’s and stir the pot a little?
Secondly – If they are messing around – I’m sure it is none of your business. And who cares what they do or why. You’ll never get the real story anyway on anyone’s life unless you are a personal friend. They portray what they want and leave the rest up to your bored imaginations. Let them just provide the music and movies and be the hired entertainment we pay them to be & I won’t care what they do in their spare time unless it effects me personally. I know you people are in awe by some of these stars and every little bit of info you get makes you think you are getting to know them and feel closer to them but – 80-90% of what they do in public is intentional from keeping their name in the headlines to using the media to mess with their friends or family or ex’s or even you! Ahhh what you don’t know about the biz. A good P.R. person my friends – it works wonders. Have a Be-a-u-tiful Day! ;) x

Derek Hail April 27, 2006 at 4:33 pm

I wish I had a great PR person that would photograph me kissing hot women. Although, I don’t kiss hot women right now. In fact, I don’t kiss any women. Im lonely.

marie May 2, 2006 at 10:33 am

Aaaggghh! The Richards-Sambora hookup is just one more skewed view of how messed up in the head most celebs can get. Seems like having the hot bod entitles one to do anything one wants, like **** the living daylights out of one’s best friend’s spouse, make out in public so it gets alllll over the media, and truimphantly parade one’s great catch in front of the former best pal (who by now is emotional roadkill)….I would not WANT a guy who is so completely insensitive to someone (the mother of his child, no less) to whom he was married for eleven years and presumably loved. Maybe all that matters is that Denise is a lot younger and really hot, but if he can treat Heather that way, then he will probably do the same thing to Denise once she gets a little older and he gets tired of boinking her 24/7. On the other hand, maybe all she cares about is his money, fame, good looks, and huge penis.

vicki June 22, 2006 at 11:32 am

im not to sure about all hype with these two…..i think its just a rebound thing for them both.they have both been in relationships and are having a bit of fun with each other,it will go one way or the other they will sizzle out or make a go of it and ger married but as long as they are both happy who gives…….im a massive RICHIE fan and although im not that keen on miss richards richie seems to be.Heather was a fool to let him go in the first place,i wouldnt no matter what he had supposidly done or not done….I LOVE YOU RICHIE ALL THE BEST IN WHAT EVER YOU DO…..

Bon Jovi's Fan (very,very big...) July 26, 2006 at 4:29 pm

CAN SOMEONE KILL THAT DENISE!!!??? I HATE HER!!!! SHE’S A PROSTITUTE!!! SHE’S A BITCH!!! SHE JUST WAIT TO HAVE *** WITH ANYONE IN ANYONE’S BED ( OR EVERYWHERE….). I HAVEN’T SO MANY BAD WORDS TO SAY HOW IS SHE!!! SHE’S FOOL, BECAUSE RICHIE AND HEATHER WILL BE TOGETHER AGAIN!!!

J August 6, 2006 at 3:50 am

I agree about these pics looking completely posed. It’s ridiculous. I’ve seen enough pics of Richie in and out of BonJovi and not much of THAT crap. And what was up with the last few concerts where he sang *I’ll Be There For You*? He should’ve picked another song to do instead of making an ass out of himself. It’s just funny to hear a guy singing a song like that after seeing this crap for like the past 8 months.

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