Richie Sambora bagged Denise Richards

We didn’t just have sex. Smile anyway.

[tag]Richie Sambora[/tag] has been spotted kissing [tag]Denise Richards[/tag]. Richie Sambora parties like a rockstar, has a large penis like a porn star, and attracts dynamite women as if he were Brad Pitt. It is time I go buy myself a guitar, sit under a tree, and strum two or three different chords all day. If I’m lucky, a random supermodel will approach me and say something along the lines of, “Nice fingers.”

If you haven’t had a chance to see these pictures yet, here they are.