Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

And the nominees are….

MTV

The MTV awards are coming!! And since they are on par with…the Nickelodeon awards, it will be great to watch who will be winning the coveted Golden Popcorn. Here is a list of the nominees that seem interesting:

Best Performance:

* Joaquin Phoenix, Walk the Line
* Jake Gyllenhaal, Brokeback Mountain
* Rachel McAdams, Red Eye
* Steve Carell, The 40-Year-Old Virgin
* Terrence Howard, Hustle & Flow
* Reese Witherspoon, Walk the Line

Sexiest Performance:

* Beyoncé Knowles, The Pink Panther
* Jessica Alba, Fantastic Four
* Jessica Simpson, The Dukes of Hazzard
* Ziyi Zhang, Memoirs of a Geisha
* Rob Schneider, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Best Fight:

* Kong vs. the Planes, King Kong
* Stephen Chow vs. Axe Gang, Kung Fu Hustle
* Angelina Jolie vs. Brad Pitt, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
* Ewan McGregor vs. Hayden Christensen, Star Wars: Episode III—Revenge of the Sith

Best Frightened Performance:

* Rachel Nichols, The Amityville Horror
* Jennifer Carpenter, The Exorcism of Emily Rose
* Derek Richardson, Hostel
* Paris Hilton, House of Wax
* Dakota Fanning, War of the Worlds

If [tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] wins “Best Frightened Performance”, I’m kicking in my TV. [tag]Rob Schneider[/tag] wins Best Sexiest Performance. Because MTV has to stay hip and trendy. And because Schneider is as sexy your grandma doing a handstand in a moo-moo.

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