The Tom Cruise Birth – Epilogue

April 20, 2006

Tom Cruise

A protective [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] takes [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] back from the hospital

The birthwatch is finally over and people can rest knowing the baby is here. The baby, Suri, is said to have “lots and lots of dark hair and big, blue eyes”. The possibility of it being an alien has not been ruled out. Mainly due to the fact that amount of eyes hasn’t been released. Friends and Scientologists from around the nation have been showing their support for Tom Cruise. [tag]Jamie Foxx[/tag] told the AP,

one of the nicest guys in the world and it’s just great to see him win.

Foxx, not being familiar with the procedure of childbirth, thought Cruise won Suri at a carnival. [tag]Kirstie Alley[/tag], a fellow Scientologist, was quoted as saying,

Yay, yay, yay.

Reports aren’t clear whether she is speaking in regards to Tom Cruise’s new child or looking at cake. Best of luck to Cruise and his new little couch hopper.

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{ 2 comments }

wack April 20, 2006 at 5:28 pm

this shit is crazy u mean the spawn of scientology is here omg!!! wait she had an epidural for the pain isnt that against scientology rules, i think katie cos she was makin tom cry by squeezin his nuts to hard!

Derek Hail April 20, 2006 at 5:59 pm

Haha Wack. Thats definately what happened.

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