Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

KFED and Britney have heart to heart

Kevin Federline

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag]: Honey can you please change the diaper?
KFED: No mang, I gots to work on some beats.
Britney Spears: I’m doing the laundry just change the diapers!
[tag]KFED[/tag]: Look at my fingers. These are for you. I’m KFED. represent.

Britney Spears: Alright, can you at least strap him in the high chair?
KFED: POPOZAO. I’m going to be a big hit honey. A big success. No more god damn allowance for me. You strap him in. You could use the exercise.

Britney Spears: Kevin you are such a pimp. I want another child. Let me first get in shape.
KFED: Ofcourse you do, I’m burning up. Good thing I said we won’t end up like Nick and Jessica. We are lovas for life. You are so lucky.
Britney Spears: I don’t know why Justin felt bad for me.

These conversations may not have happened, but I can assure you if they did, this is how it would transpire. The above picture [tag]Kevin Federline[/tag] in his King Magazine out take.