Mary J. Blige is the will of god

[tag]Mary J. Blige[/tag] recently told the May issue of Blender that her god is a god that wants her to wear “bling.” She also said, “He wants me to be the hottest thing on the block.”

I agree with Mary. I just stole some Nikes off a 7 year old. God wanted me to have them. The police will understand.

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