Tom Cruise holds Seminars for the Baby!

As the baby approaches Earth, [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] has started holding seminars for people who will come in contact with the baby. He was quoted on saying,

We have been doing seminars so that everybody in the family understands what Kate’s going through and for Kate to understand it. We have also been studying what happens after the birth and how to take care of the baby.

The seminar starts at 10 am with watching video footage of [tag]Britney Spears[/tag] and learning what not to do. Couch jumping for joy at 11 am. Lunch at 12pm. Scientology jeapordy at 1pm. And finally mock silent birth at 2pm. RSVP is a must!

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