Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan: War of the Words!!

[tag]Jessica Simpson[/tag] and [tag]Lindsay Lohan[/tag] had an exchange of words a few days ago at a LA hot spot. According to Us Weekly, Lohan sent over a few drinks to Simpson’s table, which also consisted of [tag]Brett Ratner[/tag] (director of X-Men: The Last Stand). After not recieving any gratitude, Lohan ran to the bathroom to group up with her friends. After powdering her nose (or sniffing “powder” through her nose, whatever) she stormed over to Simpson’s table and was quoted saying,

What’s the matter? When you sister is around, you can talk shit about me, but now [tag]Ashlee[/tag]’s not here, what are you going to do? C’mon! I’m 19 and you’re 25. Say something you coward!

Jessica threw Lindsay on the table and proceeded to rip her shirt off. She then poured her drink all over Lohan and started lapping it up like a dog. And that is how my morning starts.

After Lohan yelled at Simpson to take this outside, Lohan was quoted as saying,

That’s right! You got Punk’d! I just Punk’d you. You are the most insecure little girl! Fuck it!

There were no cameras or Ashton Kutcher. But if you looked close enough at Lohan, you could see a little white sprinkle near her nose.

Source: Us Weekly