Hugh Hefner keeps on swinging!

[tag]Hugh Hefner[/tag] turned 80 yesterday. The owner of [tag]Playboy Magazine[/tag], had this to say about getting older,

I truly believe that age if you’re healthy age is just a number. On many levels I feel younger today than I did 10, 15 years ago.

Of course, keeping three Playboy Playmates as girlfriends helps. I think he might live to be 1000. When asked if he had any regrets, he was quick to say,

My life has been so rewarding and so satisfying, I would be hesitant to change anything.

I’d mail him my old jiz rag as tribute, but it’s so stiff and jagged, it would probably be considered a weapon.

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