Brangelina: Heaven is in shambles.

[tag]Brad Pitt[/tag] and [tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag]’s relationship may be in trouble. There have been some reports that Angelina kicked Brad to the couch, and other reports where Brad has walked out of the front door. The issue that the two sexiest people are fighting over is marriage. Brad wants to marry Angelina before the baby is born because his mother wishes he does not have a baby out of wedlock, but Angelina seems to have no intention of marrying Brad any time soon.

I am shocked. One of the world’s most desired men has been put on a leash by the one of the world’s most desired women. This is a sad day for all us men because we will soon realize that we have no control over women, even if we’re Brad Pitt. I would finish this post but my girlfriend is calling me to go do the dishes and the laundry.

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