Madonna is Cheap

[tag]Madonna[/tag] has a new tour coming up. The “Confessions” tour doesn’t start until the end of May, but there is already an uproar in ticket prices. The tickets range from $140 to $280. I guess this would be a good time to assume someone didn’t sell enough records.

In regards to her “Confessions” tour, Madonna said it will,

turn the world into one big dance floor 

Every big dance floor I’ve been to is usually accomodated with someone getting a blowjob in the bathroom. Can you guarantee me that Madonna?

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