Baywatch – Jessica’s debut in red

April 4, 2006

Jessica Simpson

 

Jessica Simpson agreed to star in the new Baywatch film. The Sun reported that, “Jessica really caught the eye in the Dukes of Hazzard film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role.”

This is the tv series that made [tag]Pamela Anderson[/tag] and [tag]Carmen Electra[/tag] celebrities. Now I can hope [tag]Jessica Simpson[/tag] starts doing porn. These photoshopped images are getting old.

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{ 4 comments }

Marie April 4, 2006 at 7:39 am

The only reason this idiot has a career is because of newlyweds. THE ONLY reason. I don’t think she has any talent for acting or singing.

Derek Hail April 4, 2006 at 7:43 am

She is also gorgeous. That is why she is going to get the Baywatch babe role, not because of her acting.

Marie April 4, 2006 at 11:20 am

I know she isn’t Fug but still! I guess you don’t really need acting ability for the Dukes or Baywatch though!

Derek Hail April 4, 2006 at 11:20 am

You need breasts and the willingness to flaunt them.

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