The baby is coming… THE BABY IS COMING!!!

April 3, 2006

TomKat

As each day passes, we are closer to history in the making. [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] will soon give birth to the child of [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag]. Each week has been filled with tension as we find out whether Tom Cruise’s child will be a boy or a girl. A few weeks ago, we were told it was a boy. This week, Holmes was out making some rather large purchases. From what she bought, plenty suspect it is a girl. Either boy or girl, regardless, [tag]Xenu[/tag] will be rebirthed from Katie’s canal. I begged to be let in the room to watch Katie give birth. Please isn’t the word, maybe it’s mum?

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Marie April 4, 2006 at 7:53 am

I wish this alien of theirs would be born. I have read it’s a boy then I’ve read it’s a girl. Maybe it’ll have both genitalia.

chantel June 26, 2007 at 3:37 am

i wish i can see videos of baby coming out from the anus

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