Tom Cruise burns People

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] is being sued by one of his stuntmen because he suffered third degree burns on over sixty percent of his body on the set of [tag]Mission Impossible III[/tag]. The stuntman claims the burns have left him incapable of making love to his wife. The reason he is suing both Paramount and Cruise/Wagner production companies is because on the set, last June, Wheatley, the stuntman, was standing near a pyrotechnics-rigged car that randomly exploded, engulfing Wheatley in flames. The stuntman claims there were no extinguishers or fire crews nearby.

So if he is not ruining South Park or scaring the shit out of Oprah, Tom Cruise is responsible for burning people alive. Fire. Tom Cruise. Craziness. Scientology. Is this work of the devil? No probably not, Tom Cruise is just inhuman. As a matter of fact, I am sure Tom Cruise will issue a statement, “Exercise and vitamins will heal those burns right up.” Sure Tom, sure.

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