It is reported that [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] provided his wife with an IPOD with 300 hand selected songs to help assist [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] in keeping quiet during birth to prevent psychological damage to the child. There will also be several Scientology elders present along with 6ft signs reminding Katie she needs to remain quiet. Scientology rules.
I can picture the next IPOD commercial. Tom Cruise will be jumping on a sofa in a hospital room, with the 6ft signs, while Katie Holmes listens and bops her head to an IPOD. The commercial will close off with Katie Holmes giving a thumbs up. Painkillers? Screw that, The Killers.
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Labor is so hard and painfull….i sure hope that any lady having to go through it has a calm, peaceful and loving experience. Whatever way they choose as long as ‘they’ chooce.
THat is freakin hilarious :
I can picture the next IPOD commercial. Tom Cruise will be jumping on a sofa in a hospital room, with the 6ft signs, while Katie Holmes listens and bops her head to an IPOD. The commercial will close off with Katie Holmes giving a thumbs up. Painkillers? Screw that, The Killers.
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