Richie Sambora is NOT God!

[tag]Richie Sambora[/tag], the lead guitarist for [tag]Bon Jovi[/tag], has finally fallen from Mt. Olympus. After [tag]Heather Locklear[/tag] filed for divorce a few weeks ago, Sambora broke his arm after falling in his house. My intelligent speculation leads me to believe that after Locklear left him, his powers faded away, and he fell off the first step of his staircase and broke his arm because he is so feeble and weak without her.

The good news was that this won’t cause any delays on the [tag]Jon Bon Jovi[/tag] Band’s World Tour. Still, his wife left him, his arm is in a sling. Now let’s see him HAVE A NICE DAY!

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