Richie Sambora is NOT God!

March 29, 2006

Richie

[tag]Richie Sambora[/tag], the lead guitarist for [tag]Bon Jovi[/tag], has finally fallen from Mt. Olympus. After [tag]Heather Locklear[/tag] filed for divorce a few weeks ago, Sambora broke his arm after falling in his house. My intelligent speculation leads me to believe that after Locklear left him, his powers faded away, and he fell off the first step of his staircase and broke his arm because he is so feeble and weak without her.

The good news was that this won’t cause any delays on the [tag]Jon Bon Jovi[/tag] Band’s World Tour. Still, his wife left him, his arm is in a sling. Now let’s see him HAVE A NICE DAY!

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{ 9 comments }

Chana March 30, 2006 at 12:05 pm

i think it was Entertainment tonight that had a clip of them being together at a baseball game…..

Marie March 31, 2006 at 11:01 am

I’d like to know the real story behind their break up. I mean it has to be more than some slut sending him nude pics. I mean if he didn’t ask for it then why freak out like that? Maybe there’s more to it then what is being leaked… I dunno..

Patty April 3, 2006 at 1:53 pm

He will always be god and Heather doesn’t deserve him.

Gypsygirl April 10, 2006 at 2:36 pm

Of course he’s not God. He never claimed to be. He didn’t fall from his staircase either. Please leave this poor man alone~ENOUGH! It’s nobody’s business. If it doesn’t affect you and your life, then GET A LIFE!!! This is getting ridiculous already.

Curlyhead April 20, 2006 at 6:19 pm

I thought Richie and Heather made a great couple. Life is life tho, nothing lasts forever, people change. Think for a moment, if everyone was to leave every single star, actors/musicians alone, maybe we could have a normal world. People should be praising people like fire fighters, street workers, teachers, etc. because those are the people who really make a difference. I agree with Gypsygirl, who cares and hearing about the stars, especially Tom Cruise and Katie (whatever her name is) is getting tiring, boring. Does anyone care to hear about me and what happens in my life, NOT.

Laura S. April 27, 2006 at 4:19 pm

First of all – it’s obvious these pictures are deliberate. The photographer was most likely equipt with the standard telephoto telescope they all carry around and never captured a picture of them kissing? Even after they saw him shooting & they are looking right at him they never kissed?! If they wanted their “relationship” to be “discovered” why not a kiss? Why just play around like 2 friends trying to annoy their ex’s and stir the pot a little?
Secondly – If they are messing around – I’m sure it is none of your business. And who cares what they do or why. You’ll never get the real story anyway on anyone’s life unless you are a personal friend. They portray what they want and leave the rest up to your bored imaginations. Let them just provide the music and movies and be the hired entertainment we pay them to be & I won’t care what they do in their spare time unless it effects me personally. I know you people are in awe by some of these stars and every little bit of info you get makes you think you are getting to know them and feel closer to them but – 80-90% of what they do in public is intentional from keeping their name in the headlines to using the media to mess with their friends or family or ex’s or even you! Ahhh what you don’t know about the biz. A good P.R. person my friends – it works wonders. Have a Be-a-u-tiful Day! ;) x

vicki June 22, 2006 at 11:46 am

RICHIE HAS NEVER CLAIMED TO BE GOD BUT IT HAS TO BE SAID THAT WHEN GOD MADE RICHIE HE WAS JUST SHOWING OFF…………….HE IS GODS ULTIMATE MASTERPIECE…………HEATHER WAS A COMPLETE FOOL TO LET HIM GO….AS YOU MIGHT GUESS IM A MASSIVE RICHIE FAN.
AS LONG AS HE IS HAPPY IN WHAT HE IS DOING LET HIM DO IT AND LEAVE HIM ALONE IF HE GETS BURNED BY PLAYING THEN THATS UP TO HIM………
HAVE A NICE DAY…………ITS HIS LIFE……..RICHIE FOREVER.XXXXX

Bon Jovi's Fan (very,very big...) July 26, 2006 at 4:24 pm

CAN SOMEONE KILL THAT STUPID DENISE!!!!??? I HATE HER!!! SHE’S PROSTITUTE!!! SHE’S BITCH, CAN’T YOU SEE!!?? SHE JUST WAITH TO HAVE *** WITH ANYONE IN ANYONE’S BED!!!

Niki loves bon jovi September 21, 2006 at 8:31 am

oh my god i can’t even BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD EVER WRITE THIS PIECE OF CRAP. first off, its BON JOVI. not JON BON JOVI. OK? bon jovi is a BAND and NOT a person. secondly, why should you EVER think richie would like to be a god??? jesus christ in heaven. he is a SUPER GREAT guitarist and u cant beat him, so why don’t you go off offending someone else please? jeez!! AND JUST LEAVE THE GUY ALONE. HEATHER IS A BITCH AND SHE DIDN’T EVEN DESERVE HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. HAVE A NICE DAY.

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