Angelina’s foot on baby daddy Brad Pitt

March 29, 2006

Angelina Jolie

Word on the street is that [tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag] is putting her beautiful, beautiful foot down on baby-daddy [tag]Brad Pitt[/tag] and any future sex scenes he may appear in. Concerned over her own “aging” body, [tag]Angelina[/tag] fears the ever mobile Brad might dump her for a finer filly given the chance.

I would like to take this time to reassure Ms. Jolie: Baby, Don’t you cry. Daddy will always be here to catch you if you fall. That guy, what his face? Lance? Whatever baby, you too fine to be troublin’ them fine features over a has-been. So come rest your self next to daddy by the fire. I’ll make it all better. I swear. You can even bring all them children you’ve been collecting from Crazbakastan, or wherever.

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Also, I came across these images – If you want to see what Brad Pitt’s and Angelina Jolie’s baby will look like grown up, here is a computer generated image of it.

Brangelina

{ 9 comments }

JoliePittclan March 29, 2006 at 10:35 pm

Bunch of tabloid hooey. Don’t believe a word of it.

pp March 30, 2006 at 5:57 am

Angelina Jolie is a whore and she is ugly as hell. The writer of this blog must be a black guy given the way he talks and the fact that no white man in his right mind would mess with this slut. Must be the butt lips.

Scientologist Slapping Putas March 30, 2006 at 10:15 am

I think the kids are both hot and I would hit both of them, their parents, together

Crees_dahl March 30, 2006 at 10:45 am

Angelina should know that whenever a mans mistress takes over the role of the wife, she only leaves a vacancy behind.

Derek Hail March 30, 2006 at 11:55 am

That is so true.

Chana March 30, 2006 at 12:04 pm

i love Crees_dahl’s line…and it’s absolutely true…what goes around comes around-eventually!

Allyeshia April 28, 2006 at 4:15 pm

Brad is a super stupid man.he is hollywoods biggest Pussy.Angelina hides behind her charity work and has done this for years.On the other hand that is exactly all it took for her to seduce him and thats his weakness and she knows that.Sooner are later Karma will come back for her skanky rotten smelly ass and she will pay for every last thing she did to come betwwen him and Jennifer Aniston.She is such a crazy bitch after she started screwing him she would follow him every where that he would go to film a movie.That trashy bitch ran behind and married man and out of his weakness and lusk for her she demanded he make a choice.That stanky ass bitch.You noticed right after Billy Bob made monsters ball with Haily Berry she filed for divorce.THE BITCH REALLY GOT ISSUES!It doesn’t take a dummy to figure that out(well of course Brad Pitt).But all there is to do is sit back and watch the fun.I even belived the bitch would notify paparazzi when she would go anyway with her big pussy brad,just to intentionally hurt Jennifer.It’s like the skank bitch is so bossy that is why she goes through so many men.Fuck Angelina that skank bitch needs summers eve or massingil to clean out the rotten smell between her legs.

Allyeshia April 28, 2006 at 4:18 pm

Brad is a super stupid man.he is hollywoods biggest Pussy.Angelina hides behind her charity work and has done this for years.On the other hand that is exactly all it took for her to seduce him and thats his weakness and she knows that.Sooner are later Karma will come back for her skanky rotten smelly ass and she will pay for every last thing she did to come between him and Jennifer Aniston.She is such a crazy bitch after she started screwing him she would follow him every where that he would go to film a movie.That trashy bitch ran behind that married man and out of his weakness and lusk for her she demanded he make a choice.That stanky ass bitch.You noticed right after Billy Bob made monsters ball with Haily Berry she filed for divorce.THE BITCH REALLY GOT ISSUES!It doesn’t take a dummy to figure that out(well of course Brad Pitt).But all there is to do is sit back and watch the fun.I even belived the bitch would notify paparazzi when she would go anyway with her big pussy brad,just to intentionally hurt Jennifer.It’s like the skank bitch is so bossy that is why she goes through so many men.Fuck Angelina that skank bitch needs summers eve or massingil to clean out the rotten smell between her legs.

Derek Hail April 28, 2006 at 4:26 pm

Wow, i have never seen so much hate in such a short span of time.

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