Pink’s Family Qualms

[tag]Pink[/tag] recently confessed that she needed therapy after her brother stole her lesbian girlfriend at 13. She was reminiscing about her girlfriend, and was quoted as saying,

We held hands and we kissed and that was my girlfriend, that’s what you do when you’re 13! And she left me for my fucking brother! It was bizarre and twisted and fucked up and gross.

I’ve seen this before in other families. It doesn’t happen in my family. Probably because my 13 yr old brother’s girlfriend finds it weird when I hit on her. I’m 22.

Even though she still finds women attractive, Pink has been married to [tag]motocross[/tag] racer [tag]Carey Hart[/tag] (male) since January. She claimed she would never divorce her new husband because they never spend enough time together to fight. She’s right. I remember having breakfast with them. Carey asked me to ask Pink to pass the Orange Juice. Then she yelled at me for giving her attitude. Carey started crying. I didn’t finish my english muffin.

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