More Midgets Please

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] and [tag]Kevin Federline[/tag] have a midget fetish. It is reported that, at [tag]Kfed[/tag]’s birthday party at the Tao in Las Vegas, Britney Spears had two midgets carry out the birthday cake. Also there was a performance from a Cher look alike and a Sunny Bono look alike, except Sunny was a midget as well.

Can this couple made in the dumpster become any more classy? What, Britney, just because you have money, midgets are there to amuse both you and your white trash husband? Oh, ok, since you put it that way, where do I sign up, I want to be carried down the red carpet by eight midgets while being fed grapes from Jessica Alba.

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