Gwyneth Paltrow hates her children

The only thing worse than what [tag]Gwyneth Paltrow[/tag] is doing to her kids is not even proper for most audiences under the age of forty-five. Gwyneth named her first child Apple. Her second child is due in two months and she plans on naming him [tag]Mortimer[/tag], after [tag]Steven Spielberg[/tag] who she always referred to as “Uncle Morty.”

I mean, I always remember girls names like Roshanak, Olga, Birtha, and boys name like, Julie, Michel, Ashley, and Herb getting picked on in school. I am positive if kids come across a Mortimer the kid will be tortured. Why would she do this to her children? She must be heartless. Then again, so is my mother, she wanted to name me Willard.

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