Eva Longoria has something to say…

[tag]Eva Longoria[/tag] is in the news again. No, it’s not about Desperate Housewives. Yes, it’s about her boyfriend [tag]Tony Parker[/tag]. She was quoted as saying

I would have a child out of wedlock but Tony won’t

Has anyone heard anything from Tony? I’m worried about him.

The petite star also went on to say,

We know exactly what we want in our future. Mwahahahah

So maybe she didn’t laugh maniacally, but other than being let out to play some basketball, I think Tony stays chained in the basement (with a small bowl of water and soggy bread to keep him company) until Eva wants her way with him. What a life…

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