Britney Spears on Today’s Pop Music

[tag]Britney Spears[/tag] is set to make a comeback sometime this decade. After deciding to flush her career down the toilet by marrying [tag]Kevin Federline[/tag] and producing offspring, the Pop Princess is eager to make a return to the music world. She was quoted as saying,

I belong out there. There’s a huge lull.

I can’t wait till her Cd comes out. There is something special about them. The way they make your desk perfectly leveled, fantastic.

In regards to the pop music of today, Spears had this to say,

I haven’t seen anybody out there who has had a performance where I’m like, ‘That’s f*****g awesome!’

She’s right. I haven’t seen anything in the pop world that has NASCAR, incest, or midgets.

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