Anniston Moves to Chicago!

[tag] Jennifer Anniston [/tag] decided to call it quits and move to Chicago with [tag]Vince Vaughn[/tag]. I think the only reason she is moving to the Windy City is because she stinks and she needs a new place to air out her stench.

She was recently quoted as saying,

“It makes sense for me to leave,’ she said. “I can live outside LA and fly in for work.” 

She works?

As part of the move, she will be selling her 26 million dollar mansion. When I got word of this, I immediately decided that I would want to live there. So from now on, you can reach me at Anniston’s former home, until the cops come.

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