Joan Rivers Wants You!

[tag]Joan Rivers[/tag] was recently put up on the market at Match.com. This is one piece of real estate that isn’t worth investing in. Between multiple screws loose, rusted pipes, and a cracked exterior, the only time you should ever put Joan near anything labeled Match is when you expect everything flammable (mainly her) to go up in a blaze.

Although, you almost have to feel sorry for her, ABC News reported that,

“We were hoping to meet Mr. Right,” Rivers told The AP in a recent interview. “We didn’t even get a wink.”

I’d give her a wink. Then I’d wake up and realize how horrible my dreams are to me.

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